Funny jokes man is changeable

Teacher: Man is changeable. Who can prove this?

Student: Sir, I can.

Teacher: Tell me that.

Three rats are chatting about their bravery

First rat: Do you know that. I have eaten a bottle of poison by which we are killed. But I am not affected by it.

Who are in the residence?

Conversation between lover and beloved.

Lover: I think, our marriage is impossible.

Lover and beloved are in loneliness.

At the time of opening cloth, beloved said, “What are mine are given to you.”

Funny jokes Sir senseless

Sir: Being a grown up man, what will you do?

Poltu: I shall use facebook.

Sir: I want to make you unclerstand  what will be your occupation after becoming adult one.

Poltu: Facebook user.

Sir: What a fool you are! As an adult one, what do you want to get it?

Poltu: Post as a like.

Sir: Ah! Foolish boy. What is your duty to your parents?