Thanks sir

Ronny: Sir, after noon, please leave me for a while. Because I have to go to the marketing my wife.  

All time lady is great

A boy and a girl went to office in order to interview for a job. At that interview the girl got but the boy was disappointed.

Funny jokes oh my god

There is a boy on platform. When a train stops at the station, one of the passenger gives him 20 taka and says, “Bring for me two sandwiches and you eat two sandwiches.”

Yea my wife is my heart

70 (seventy years age old man went at the home another age old man. Because he was invited by his old friend. He was astonished very much when his friend called old wife, Oh my heart. However, at the time of departure, at the time of departure, he targeting his friend said, “Ah how sweet names your wife has!” 

M.S. Office

In the office, both Harry and his Boss are engaged themselves to conversation

Boss: What types of work do you know about computer?

Wow what are you saying!

In lottery, a girl has got one crores dollar. The boss of company thinks that if this good news is given to the girl, she may die in happiness. So Robin is sent to the girl. And Robin has to inform the girl this happy news. But after hearing the news the girl must be kept normal.