Thanks sir

Ronny: Sir, after noon, please leave me for a while. Because I have to go to the marketing my wife.  

All time lady is great

A boy and a girl went to office in order to interview for a job. At that interview the girl got but the boy was disappointed.

Funny jokes oh my god

There is a boy on platform. When a train stops at the station, one of the passenger gives him 20 taka and says, “Bring for me two sandwiches and you eat two sandwiches.”

Yea my wife is my heart

70 (seventy years age old man went at the home another age old man. Because he was invited by his old friend. He was astonished very much when his friend called old wife, Oh my heart. However, at the time of departure, at the time of departure, he targeting his friend said, “Ah how sweet names your wife has!” 

M.S. Office

In the office, both Harry and his Boss are engaged themselves to conversation

Boss: What types of work do you know about computer?

Wow what are you saying!

In lottery, a girl has got one crores dollar. The boss of company thinks that if this good news is given to the girl, she may die in happiness. So Robin is sent to the girl. And Robin has to inform the girl this happy news. But after hearing the news the girl must be kept normal. 

What! I will kill you.

Mofiz’s friend says to Mofiz. “Oh my friend. I am seeing your wife at the time of her bath.”

Mofiz being furious says, “What a devil you are!” I shall eat you when you are alive.

Meaningless talking policeman.

A thirteen years old adolescent one with a dog was running along the street. One police with smiling said, what is your news? Where are you going with your brother?

Funny jokes whose child is it?

After two years, Hasan comes back at his home and noticed a child in his wife’s apron. The child is half year old or six months old.

Hasan says to his wife, “Whose child is it?”

Wife: Mine.

Funny jokes lady is great

The lady who is eighteen 18 years old is as like as Football. By chasing this bal (22) twenty two players run.

The woman who is twenty eight years old is as similar as Basket-ball. Pivoting on this ball, ten players are busy.

Oh facebook

Being hopeless in life, a boy went to train line for killing himself. Then, a train is coming. Suddenly the boy moves away from the train line and thinks of his mistake.

Come and open the window

Harry is talking to Hotel manager on phone.

Harry: Please, come quickly and enter into 506 (no) room.

Hotel manager: What is your problem?

Funny jokes man is changeable

Teacher: Man is changeable. Who can prove this?

Student: Sir, I can.

Teacher: Tell me that.

Three rats are chatting about their bravery

First rat: Do you know that. I have eaten a bottle of poison by which we are killed. But I am not affected by it.

Who are in the residence?

Conversation between lover and beloved.

Lover: I think, our marriage is impossible.

Lover and beloved are in loneliness.

At the time of opening cloth, beloved said, “What are mine are given to you.”

Funny jokes Sir senseless

Sir: Being a grown up man, what will you do?

Poltu: I shall use facebook.

Sir: I want to make you unclerstand  what will be your occupation after becoming adult one.

Poltu: Facebook user.

Sir: What a fool you are! As an adult one, what do you want to get it?

Poltu: Post as a like.

Sir: Ah! Foolish boy. What is your duty to your parents?

Funny Jokes Sir & Student

Sir: What will you do getting adult?
Student: Marriage!
Sir:I mean what will you become getting adult?
Student:Son-in-law!
Sir:I want to say what you want to have getting adult?
Student:Wife.

Sir:Donkey! What you bring for your parents getting adult?