What! I will kill you.

Mofiz’s friend says to Mofiz. “Oh my friend. I am seeing your wife at the time of her bath.”

Mofiz being furious says, “What a devil you are!” I shall eat you when you are alive.

Meaningless talking policeman.

A thirteen years old adolescent one with a dog was running along the street. One police with smiling said, what is your news? Where are you going with your brother?

Funny jokes whose child is it?

After two years, Hasan comes back at his home and noticed a child in his wife’s apron. The child is half year old or six months old.

Hasan says to his wife, “Whose child is it?”

Wife: Mine.

Funny jokes lady is great

The lady who is eighteen 18 years old is as like as Football. By chasing this bal (22) twenty two players run.

The woman who is twenty eight years old is as similar as Basket-ball. Pivoting on this ball, ten players are busy.

Oh facebook

Being hopeless in life, a boy went to train line for killing himself. Then, a train is coming. Suddenly the boy moves away from the train line and thinks of his mistake.

Come and open the window

Harry is talking to Hotel manager on phone.

Harry: Please, come quickly and enter into 506 (no) room.

Hotel manager: What is your problem?