Saturday, 19 January 2013

Thanks sir


Ronny: Sir, after noon, please leave me for a while. Because I have to go to the marketing my wife.  

Sunday, 13 January 2013

All time lady is great


A boy and a girl went to office in order to interview for a job. At that interview the girl got but the boy was disappointed.

Friday, 11 January 2013

Funny jokes oh my god


There is a boy on platform. When a train stops at the station, one of the passenger gives him 20 taka and says, “Bring for me two sandwiches and you eat two sandwiches.”

Thursday, 10 January 2013

Yea my wife is my heart


70 (seventy years age old man went at the home another age old man. Because he was invited by his old friend. He was astonished very much when his friend called old wife, Oh my heart. However, at the time of departure, at the time of departure, he targeting his friend said, “Ah how sweet names your wife has!” 

Wednesday, 9 January 2013

M.S. Office


In the office, both Harry and his Boss are engaged themselves to conversation
Boss: What types of work do you know about computer?

Monday, 7 January 2013

Wow what are you saying!


In lottery, a girl has got one crores dollar. The boss of company thinks that if this good news is given to the girl, she may die in happiness. So Robin is sent to the girl. And Robin has to inform the girl this happy news. But after hearing the news the girl must be kept normal. 

Sunday, 6 January 2013

What! I will kill you.


Mofiz’s friend says to Mofiz. “Oh my friend. I am seeing your wife at the time of her bath.”
Mofiz being furious says, “What a devil you are!” I shall eat you when you are alive.

Friday, 4 January 2013

Meaningless talking policeman.


A thirteen years old adolescent one with a dog was running along the street. One police with smiling said, what is your news? Where are you going with your brother?

Funny jokes whose child is it?


After two years, Hasan comes back at his home and noticed a child in his wife’s apron. The child is half year old or six months old.
Hasan says to his wife, “Whose child is it?”
Wife: Mine.

Thursday, 3 January 2013

Funny jokes lady is great


The lady who is eighteen 18 years old is as like as Football. By chasing this bal (22) twenty two players run.
The woman who is twenty eight years old is as similar as Basket-ball. Pivoting on this ball, ten players are busy.

Wednesday, 2 January 2013

Oh facebook


Being hopeless in life, a boy went to train line for killing himself. Then, a train is coming. Suddenly the boy moves away from the train line and thinks of his mistake.

Tuesday, 1 January 2013

Come and open the window


Harry is talking to Hotel manager on phone.
Harry: Please, come quickly and enter into 506 (no) room.
Hotel manager: What is your problem?