Sunday, 30 December 2012

Funny jokes man is changeable


Teacher: Man is changeable. Who can prove this?
Student: Sir, I can.
Teacher: Tell me that.

Saturday, 29 December 2012

Three rats are chatting about their bravery


First rat: Do you know that. I have eaten a bottle of poison by which we are killed. But I am not affected by it.

Friday, 28 December 2012

Who are in the residence?


Conversation between lover and beloved.
Lover: I think, our marriage is impossible.

Lover and beloved are in loneliness.


At the time of opening cloth, beloved said, “What are mine are given to you.”

Thursday, 27 December 2012

Funny jokes Sir senseless

Sir: Being a grown up man, what will you do?
Poltu: I shall use facebook.
Sir: I want to make you unclerstand  what will be your occupation after becoming adult one.
Poltu: Facebook user.
Sir: What a fool you are! As an adult one, what do you want to get it?
Poltu: Post as a like.
Sir: Ah! Foolish boy. What is your duty to your parents?